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Monday, July 31, 2006

If Israel Were the United States

Dateline: July 31, 2006-Washington, D.C.

A week has passed since some of the largest cities in the United States, including Washington, D.C., have been bombed by operatives of Al Qada. Crossing the Canadian border in Michigan, the Al Qada operatives kidnapped two American soldiers and are holding them hostage, slipping back into Canada. The Canadian government has declared that they are neither supporting nor aiding the operatives.

Al Qada has maintained known operation bases in Canada for at least four years.

The troops are believed to be held in an undisclosed Al Qada base in the Canadian province of Ontario, in or around the city of London. The United States has dispatched a troops to retrieve the kidnapped soldiers.

The President had stated that the kidnapping of the American soldiers was an act of war. He has stated that he has not ruled out the use force at any level.

Rockets, armed with metal balls, have been launched at U.S. cities just across the border from Canada, and within major U.S. cities, such as Detroit and Washington, D.C., with large Muslim populations.

All state governors of the continental 48 states have mobilized national guard units to patrol the major cities of their states, looking for terrorist weaponry.

The detected origination sites of the launches have been from densely populated areas with large civilian populations. American forces have been reluctant to retaliate due to the civilian presence, but orders have been given to eliminate the enemy at all costs, undisclosed sources have revealed.

Retaliatory strikes from the U.S. into Canadian territory which is believed to be strategic Al Qada bases has drawn the ire of the international community. Kofi Annon, Secretary General of the U.N., has called for a cease fire.

The United States has responded that acts of war upon the sovreign nation of the United States will be responded to as deemed fit by the U.S. The U.S. has asked for the assistance of Canada, but Canada has so far only offered token support in the effort to weed out Al Qada. No captures have been made, but Canadian forces have been dispatched to patrol for suspicious persons.

Some groups have cried out against the targeted patrol of predominately Muslim communities in the U.S. as racial profiling. Court challenges have already been filed in some jurisdictions as to the legality of the patrols by the military.

Others within the U.S. are also supporting the U.N. requests for ceasefire. Demostrations have been made in several major U.S. cities.

One such demostration in Philadelphia was disrupted after a missile struck the street on which the protestors were marching. Nineteen protestors were killed, and over 50 wounded.

The United States says that retaliatory strikes, including air raids in Canada, are not out of the question.

The above, of course, is fictitious, but not beyond the realm of reality.

On September 11, 2001, it seems that I recall that the U.S. was prepared to shoot down a civilian passenger jet if it headed for the White House after two had already hit the World Trade Center towers in New York and the Pentagon in D.C. Civilian casualties are always a part of war.

The culture of Islam is a culture of war. The ultimate goal of Islam is forced conversion or death to infidels as defined by Islam. This culture is conducive to neither democratic institutions nor Judeo-Christian principles that is ingrained in the Western culture.

The choice for Israel, and consequently the rest of the world, is to defeat Islam or to be defeated by Islam.

2 Comments:

Blogger Dawg said...

You're right Patriot....

It is a different kind of war that requires a different approach. We can take pages out of this new stratagy right from Israel's playbook.

It is a mistake for the international community to reign in Israels right to defend itself.

Let Israel defend herself. If Hezbollah hides within the people of Lebanon, innocent people will die. Lebanon should take up arms and stand with Hezbollah or stand opposed, either way, they are involved.

2:02 PM  
Blogger Wadical said...

It's a shame, anyone would even need to put it in this hypothetical perspective to understand it. Neither the United States nor any other nation has any right to "demand" or request RESTRAINT from Israel. This enemy wears no uniform and hides among civilians. They shoot and scoot...like cowards. You can't pick off an enemy like that. If you are fighting for self preservation, human shields become DEAD human shields. It's a fact...CIVILIANS WILL DIE. That's not an "atrocity". It's not a "war crime". That's just physics my friend.....the laws of proximity. This dude's shootin' rockets and he's gotta die....if you're standing next to him well....tough luck for you, pal. And guess what. Ain't no virgins where you're going. This enemy must be CRUSHED. Utterly and completely CRUSHED. You cannot beat the will to fight out of them...so you must kill them. If not all of them...at least most of them. Ernest left a comment on Dawg's site recently regarding James Carville. I can't stand that liberal quack. But I'm reminded of a quote by him: When your opponent is drowning...throw him an anvil!" I know which side I'm on. If my government chooses another side, well...shame on my government. But I stand with Israel....at least from my comfortable little corner of the globe.

9:41 PM  

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