Top Ten Benefits for the U.S. If Hillary Is Elected President

10. If asked for documents that may incriminate her, she will not be able to find them until after she is out of office

9. She can invest the social security trust fund in cattle futures

8. Bad luck would not befall America for breaking the “Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton” chain

7. She would reduce the federal government workforce without having to pay out retirement or unemployment benefits, a la Ron Brown and Vince Foster

6. First President to have two last names since Martin Van Buren

5. Words to “America” would be changed back to “Long Live the Queen” (Lizard Queen)

4. Transition from Bush to Hillary will not be a visual shock on the public, since both basically are short, aging men

3. A National Holiday would be established around the same time each month

2. Bill can have a legitimate affair in the oval office

And the Number 1 reason the U.S. would benefit if Hillary is elected President (drum roll please)

1. One bad day of PMS, and Iran is history


The above was a submission into the lists group writing project on
Problogger.net.